World Cup fever - it's better than bird flu!

Bloke sells replica German war helmets on eBay, with 'Come on England' written accross them. Nice eh?! Don't mention the war

American who's watched "nearly 10 minutes" of a Spanish game, tries to explain the rules of soccer to an uninitiated nation. Tries to be funny then gets slated on the comments beneath.

Not strictly the World Cup, but is worth mentioning that Premiership wages have gone up 65% since 2000. Poor Madejski, how are we gonna manage with £13,000 a week average plus bonuses of between 60% and 100%