Snowball tongs

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Bloke gets detention for using Firefox

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Ukranian Nokia biscuits!

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Knit-your-own turtles!

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Mmmm tasty Salad Cream

Is it the top of a salad cream bottle? Or a rank condom...?

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On / Off Mugs

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Floppy disk CDRs

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Ingenious calendar

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USB Toaster

OK so its not real - but the box is available - for 4 squid - to stick your real present in - although I think you'll be hard pressed to beat a USB toaster to be honest...

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Brick phones are back

Proper old skool stylings in a modern phone scale, this beauty also manages 30 days standby!

The Mini MOB is only £160 squid unlocked

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Batman adverts!

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I want this pet

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Beard Cap

Ah, I'm back after a year to provide loyal Sponge of Truth readers with a man sporting a delightful beard cap. I'm sure you'll agree its been worth the wait. 

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